phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

Oh no! My ice pop is dying!

(via chubbyeripuppy)

thekdubs:

cheezyweapon:

thekdubs:

Tonight:

Sketches and beer. I wish I could figure out how to get a stream to work. :/

1. Register at livestream.com
2. *For Porn Art* Put all settings to ‘adult’ (17+) and make sure to never opt to be ‘put on the list’ or ‘want more than 50 viewers?’ This puts your stream on the…

I’m gonna give this a shot. Every test I’ve done though the program claims to be shitting all over my CPU. Hmn.

It’s important to not go with the default stream settings. It will completely rape your bandwidth/cpu because they stream at multiple qualities/resolutions at the same time. When you force to custom, you force to one setting.

I’ve noticed this before, the defaults are way too high for practical PC’s. If my resolution is still to high for you, go down to 320 x 240. That’s the bare minimum, and it’s super crap. Or just lower your bitrate to 200 or 150.

thekdubs:

Tonight:

Sketches and beer. I wish I could figure out how to get a stream to work. :/

1. Register at livestream.com
2. *For Porn Art* Put all settings to ‘adult’ (17+) and make sure to never opt to be ‘put on the list’ or ‘want more than 50 viewers?’ This puts your stream on the public listings and is more likely to attract mods. Not a guarantee. Just better safe than sorry.
3. Turn OFF recording streams. Don’t give them evidence.
4. Get Procaster. It’s on the same site. install..
5. In Procaster, change settings to custom quality (from the drop-down menu). Go into settings. Turn of ‘record streams’. Changing to custom is highly recommended to save bandwidth and processing.
6. Still in settings, go into video, turn source to ‘no camera’, change your resolution to something below 900px (on either side). I have mines on a comfortable 848px by 480px (16:9 ratio), 350 bitrate. It looks nice if you record just the canvas, but if you want to record the entire screen, up the resolution just a tiny bit more till it looks less fuzzy.
7. If you really want to pinch pennies, lower your audio quality to zill. It makes little difference tho.
8. In Desktop panel- Start 2nd monitor if you have a cintiq. Turn off ‘save to video’. It’s recommended to ‘always switch to basic scheme’ to cut off lag.
9. And that’s it. Stream. You only need to run Procaster. You can preview your stream by visiting your own site or watching the lil box when recording.

isadultart:

Finished this late last night. http://somesortofrobot.deviantart.com/

Damn that is a tight butt.

I can bounce quarters off that bitch and they’ll skyrocket to orbit.

chongotheartist:

phrex:

chinad011:

fareplies:

have you tried drawing my fetishes yet

oh and nice drawing i guess

comments like this make me want to kill puppies

pec vore

murder is the only option

all the fucking time.

Always reblog Matael.

(via mencret)

And always gimps and cripples their programs to a handful of events or a big stupid disclaimer on demos.

ugh. It’s like “How dare you try to make a game you may or may not make money off of that we should have a share of! Here’s a big ol’ TOS we pulled out of our asses so we can charge exuberant amounts! Surely you have 300$ or so lying around for us!? For our still-buggy-as-shit 4mb program!”

christ.

this kind of shit existed all the back to the ZZT/Megazeux days of yore. I guess it’s better to take advantage of a few suckers than to charge something saner.

“Oh no problem, I have 80$ right here so I can make my dream game, ‘Take a Fat Shit on my Face: Delux Edition’ with all new ASCII graphics! Don’t worry, I’ll make it back in profits! It’ll be a hit!!”

pfft. ah well.

junkalicious:

i should have never come back

This is me but with copious amounts of semen instead.

chongotheartist:

Could that be why I always lose followers?

I think it’s like a perpetual cycle of posting pony stuff and drawings, whichever one attracts and repels.

But seriously dude most people are flighty and the people that stick with you are your true followers and friends.